Suggestion for the Dork Diver Card

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fisherdvm

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To make our D card of high value, and to undermine PADI and SSI's ability to sell card, I have the following suggestion:

1. Have an administrator verify the credential of our divers through Naui, padi, ssi, etc.

2. Have a website listing the name of our diver, and his credentials.

3. On our D card, list the certification or D diver holds - ie... PADI OW 3213123, AOW 24242, Rescue 32323, Nitrox etc.... Only what the diver wants listed.

Why?

This gives credential to our Dork Diver society as a prestigious agency, likened to GUE, YMCA, etc.

Essentially, we become a credentialling agency - like those that credential hospitals, doctors, pharmacies, etc....

Once we become famous world wide, we can have phone verification system, full time secretary (voluptious with a sexy voice mandatory), and perhaps even a treasurer.

We'll beat the rest of the agencies - as none of them are willing to put all your credentials on one card!! Once our cards are accepted world wide, the money will start flowing in....

Long live Dork Divers!!
 
To make our D card of high value, and to undermine PADI and SSI's ability to sell card, I have the following suggestion:

1. Have an administrator verify the credential of our divers through Naui, padi, ssi, etc.

2. Have a website listing the name of our diver, and his credentials.

3. On our D card, list the certification or D diver holds - ie... PADI OW 3213123, AOW 24242, Rescue 32323, Nitrox etc.... Only what the diver wants listed.

Why?

This gives credential to our Dork Diver society as a prestigious agency, likened to GUE, YMCA, etc.

Essentially, we become a credentialling agency - like those that credential hospitals, doctors, pharmacies, etc....

Once we become famous world wide, we can have phone verification system, full time secretary (voluptious with a sexy voice mandatory), and perhaps even a treasurer.

We'll beat the rest of the agencies - as none of them are willing to put all your credentials on one card!! Once our cards are accepted world wide, the money will start flowing in....

Long live Dork Divers!!

Or we can leave the bureaucracy to them and just dive and have fun..........:D
 
Once we become famous world wide, we can have phone verification system, full time secretary (voluptious with a sexy voice mandatory)

Long live Dork Divers!!
I COULD DO THAT! <grin>
 
Or we can leave the bureaucracy to them and just dive and have fun..........:D
Hear, hear!

It would rather defeat the point of Dork Diving if one were to try to turn Dork Diving into something other than what it is, that being fun. (If bureaucracy is fun, I would highly recommend leaving medicine to go into insurance or education. :tongue2:)
 
Pic's please.:rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

:lotsalove::dork2:

LOL ask Medflame, she can attest! :wink:
 

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