Stating the obvious

[Bryan]

^coffee has worn off by now^

 

[Jcsgt]

^should drink more coffee^

 

[Bryan]

^sends her Mom to fight her battles!^

 

[Jcsgt]

^is secretly afraid of my mom^
(my mom's bigger than your mom! Whoops, didn't come out right)

 

[Bryan]

^is now afraid of her mom^

 

[Jcsgt]

^is correct, she has a nasty backhand^

 

[Koreanfrogger]

^should send picture to make certain her mom is also not our mom ... the backhand sounds familiar^

 

[Jcsgt]

^is not my brother--Mom never mated with a frog (that I know of)^
Besides, she just told me she's not old enough to be your mom!

 

[Koreanfrogger]

^do you have picture of mom … maybe she is a cutie pie to us old guys^

 

[Jcsgt]

^I will not call you Daddy!^