Stating the obvious

[Hockeynut]

^would look better in a bikini than I would

 

[Darcey]

^made me get a bad mental image in my head of him in a bikini

 

[Hockeynut]

^Doesn't know how hairy I am^

 

[Darcey]

^made me throw up a little

 

[Hockeynut]

^made me laugh my arse off!^

 

[Darcey]

^Has no arse anymore since he laughed it off

 

[Hockeynut]

^Has not admired my stunning pecs^

 

[Darcey]

^stands in front of a mirror every morning for at least an hour looking at himself

 

[Hockeynut]

^yeah,so?

 

[augk]

^Has sympathy for bananas^(ment for darcey)