Moogyboy
Contributor
I originated this little list in one of the threads in the General Equipment forum. No one bit, so I thought it'd be more appropriate here.
10 NEW AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IDEAS IN SCUBA GEAR...or not...
1) A dive computer with built-in wireless internet and instant messaging, for those who simply must stay connected at all times.
2) A submersible cell phone, so as to call your nondiving friends during a dive and quietly mock them with the sound of your bubbles.
3) A combination snorkel/water bong. Remember, Jerry was, like, a diver too, man.
4) Fins with built-in appendages that make motor boat noises, in a manner similar to what we all used to do with our bicycles as kids.
5) Mask that digitally superimposes your choice of attractive person (mermaid, macho black-suited SEAL, scuba model in thong bikini, Peter Hughes, etc.) over the underwater scenery.
6) Flavored mouthpieces.
7) Wetsuit with round indentations on interior surface to allow you to load it with Alka-Seltzer tablets, for an curiously invigorating dive experience.
8) Tank with working air-rocket nozzles in bottom. For quick escapes or just for fun!
9) Regulator with special exhaust flapper valve that either whoopees (basic) or makes what sound like rude remarks (deluxe).
10) Submersible snacks (ie Cheez-Its, Bugles, etc.) that stay crispy in water.
cheers
Billy S.
10 NEW AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IDEAS IN SCUBA GEAR...or not...
1) A dive computer with built-in wireless internet and instant messaging, for those who simply must stay connected at all times.
2) A submersible cell phone, so as to call your nondiving friends during a dive and quietly mock them with the sound of your bubbles.
3) A combination snorkel/water bong. Remember, Jerry was, like, a diver too, man.
4) Fins with built-in appendages that make motor boat noises, in a manner similar to what we all used to do with our bicycles as kids.
5) Mask that digitally superimposes your choice of attractive person (mermaid, macho black-suited SEAL, scuba model in thong bikini, Peter Hughes, etc.) over the underwater scenery.
6) Flavored mouthpieces.
7) Wetsuit with round indentations on interior surface to allow you to load it with Alka-Seltzer tablets, for an curiously invigorating dive experience.
8) Tank with working air-rocket nozzles in bottom. For quick escapes or just for fun!
9) Regulator with special exhaust flapper valve that either whoopees (basic) or makes what sound like rude remarks (deluxe).
10) Submersible snacks (ie Cheez-Its, Bugles, etc.) that stay crispy in water.
cheers
Billy S.
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