My dive buddy, my daughter and I joined a local dive club this year. Saturday (day after tomorrow) is our Christmas party. It is tradition for all new member to perform after the meal. This could be a skit, singing, whatever. So, with this short notice I have come to SB for skit ideas that hopefully would involve some aspect of diving (though not necessarily so, I guess) and would ideally involve two men and a woman. So, there's the challenge creative SBers. Can anyone help?