shark attack

[RIDIVER501]

Q: How do you avoid being attacked by a shark while diving?

A: Carry a briefcase the shark will think you are a lawyer and not attack out of professional courtesy.

 

[ShakaZulu]

Nice one...............

 

[RIDIVER501]

got a few good lawyer jokes besides that one. it was the only dive related one I could think of

 

[dlndavid]

got a few good lawyer jokes besides that one. it was the only dive related one I could think of

Just told that one to my co-workers, got a good laugh.

 

[RIDIVER501]

Thanks, I get some good milage out of that one in dive class.

 

[simbrooks]

So have you had some recent altrication with a lawyer over something???

I agree they should be poked at with fun every day - peferably a sharp implement

 

[RIDIVER501]

No lawyers are just easy targets

 

[Dave in PA]

You guys DO realize that there are only two lawyer jokes........

...... the rest are true stories!

 

[Kim]

You guys DO realize that there are only two lawyer jokes........

...... the rest are true stories!

What do you mean there are two jokes? Lawyers are no joke.

 

[Brian1968]

The difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a mudsucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.