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SeaTurtle42

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I'm a Fish!
What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a dive instructor?


A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!
 
Yikes! What does that say about a lowly Divemaster???
 
SeaTurtle42:
What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a dive instructor?
One stinks with anchovies.

A pizza is well rounded.

There's lots of dough in a pizza.

Both can be ordered.

It doesn't take much skill to make either one.

Pizza doesn't give me heartburn.
 
LOL! My divemaster drives a LOTUS! So I'm not feeling too bad for the "lowly" DM :)
 
you forgot the other one....
What is a scuba instructor when their partner leaves them?
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Homeless
 
Love the joke , sad but all too often true. I too gave up on teaching even though I loved it, the cost of doing a good job outweighed the financial compensation when I was honest with myself and considered that I had to plan for a secure future. This is not saying that there are not some good people out there, it just wasn't for me.
 

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