Saw this on another list...

[O-ring]

The graduate with the Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with the Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with the Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with the Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 

[raxafarian]

 

[DennisW]

The Engineer says, "I'll make it work."

 

[chickdiver]

As a History major working on my SECOND Master's degree, might I add "would you like to supersize that?":bonk:

 

[Spectre]

chickdiver once bubbled...
As a History major working on my SECOND Master's degree, might I add "would you like to supersize that?"

To be qualified to supersize a meal, do they require a masters degree in a.... er.....uh... "less than profitable but equally important" field?

 

[Rooster1]

O-ring once bubbled...
The graduate with the Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with the Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with the Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with the Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

That about sums it up