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divemed06

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A little humour and information for those who don't know the truth about Canadian divers :eyebrow:

"I am Canadian" advertisment à la Scuba Diver


I am not a seal or a beluga
And I don’t stay in a resort or play with dolphins or watch the sunset
And I haven’t seen Mike the Muskie or Brenda the Burbot
Although I’m sure they’re a nice shade of green or brown
I have a drysuit, not a skinsuit
I enjoy not being able to see 2 feet in front of me, and not 100 foot visibility
And we call them hoods, not dive toques
I can proudly maintain my buoyancy and not destroy marine life
I believe in exploration, not spearfishing
Shipwrecks, not colorful fish
And that the Ice Diver is a truly proud and noble diver
A reg freeze-up does exist, and free flows do occur
And it’s pronounced PSI, not BAR
Canada is the worlds shipwreck graveyard
The first nation of underwater hockey
And the best place to dive in the world
My name is Bob and I’m a Canadian Diver!
 
divemed06:
A little humour and information for those who don't know the truth about Canadian divers :eyebrow:

"I am Canadian" advertisment à la Scuba Diver


I am not a seal or a beluga
And I don’t stay in a resort or play with dolphins or watch the sunset
And I haven’t seen Mike the Muskie or Brenda the Burbot
Although I’m sure they’re a nice shade of green or brown
I have a drysuit, not a skinsuit
I enjoy not being able to see 2 feet in front of me, and not 100 foot visibility
And we call them hoods, not dive toques
I can proudly maintain my buoyancy and not destroy marine life
I believe in exploration, not spearfishing
Shipwrecks, not colorful fish
And that the Ice Diver is a truly proud and noble diver
A reg freeze-up does exist, and free flows do occur
And it’s pronounced PSI, not BAR
Canada is the worlds shipwreck graveyard
The first nation of underwater hockey
And the best place to dive in the world
My name is Bob and I’m a Canadian Diver!
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Be careful, you'll could be flamed as an arrogant Canadian ;)
 
FreeFloat:
I like it! So Divemed06, when's the album being released?
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As soon as I find a good American recording company :dazzler1: LOL
 
d33ps1x:
No need for arrogance with truth squarely on our side.

Ohhh....Cannnnnaaadaaaa......
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You're right.
When I decided to emmigrate from Germany, the USA were not even on my list of countries, I would like to live in ;)
 
divemed06:
As soon as I find a good American recording company :dazzler1: LOL
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LMAO and trying to build my post count. :winky:
 
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