Proud2bAmerican
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hey.. sorry.. its not a joke, i was just wonderin if anyone knew the joke
i saw this on a t shirt down in the keys a while back and thought it was the greatest thing ever.
if you know what im talkin about the post away!
heres the closest ive gotten :
10 reasons why diving is better than sex
1. Divers don't get worried when you ask if you can put the rubber suit on now.
2. Everybody gets to be on the bottom.
3. It's not how long you can stay up -- it's how long you stay down.
4. The question "are you wet yet?" won't get you slapped.
5. EVERYTHING looks bigger underwater.
6. Regulators are balanced -- it doesn't matter how hard you suck.
7. You can dive with a group of strangers anytime you want.
8. Fins give you more thrust.
9. Wet suits can be used more than once.
10. Divers don't get mad when you notice they've put on weight.
i saw this on a t shirt down in the keys a while back and thought it was the greatest thing ever.
if you know what im talkin about the post away!
heres the closest ive gotten :
10 reasons why diving is better than sex
1. Divers don't get worried when you ask if you can put the rubber suit on now.
2. Everybody gets to be on the bottom.
3. It's not how long you can stay up -- it's how long you stay down.
4. The question "are you wet yet?" won't get you slapped.
5. EVERYTHING looks bigger underwater.
6. Regulators are balanced -- it doesn't matter how hard you suck.
7. You can dive with a group of strangers anytime you want.
8. Fins give you more thrust.
9. Wet suits can be used more than once.
10. Divers don't get mad when you notice they've put on weight.
