Quick poll—When do you inflate your SMB?

[RyanT]

I have had many unscheduled line measurement events, though...

If there was a standard UW sign for "ta-daaaa!" you would have been a rockstar.

I claim of course, that like all my "errors", they're not accidental, but deliberate acts on my part for the entertainment of others

As a salty old DM and close friend used to tell me after I'd cocked something up in front of students, "you can't bullsh!t a bullsh!tter!"

I've found my people!