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Priceless
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of sky juice on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose.
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love
you."
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His male offspring is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks,
"male offspring...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His male offspring replies,
"Oh, THAT.....Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins - $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless
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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of sky juice on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose.
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love
you."
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His male offspring is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks,
"male offspring...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His male offspring replies,
"Oh, THAT.....Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins - $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless
ASB
