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Continuation of another overly long thread, but with a better subject line
Eardrum pain from water slap?
On Friday I went to go see my general practitioner doctor, to have him look over the PADI medical form. He knows all the stuff I discussed in the other thread, and his attitude was, "Eh, I see no problem. Yes, you had ear issues and a tube in one ear as a child, but it's been decades since then, so don't worry about it. When you go diving you don't need to stand for hours for any reason, so, eh." Doc signed off on it, no problem.
I felt good about that so I went to the local YMCA in town to swim some more. I have never really tried doing the certification swim all the way so I decided what hell, let's just see what happens.
Turns out actually I can complete the PADI certification for mask, fins, and snorkel, which is 300 yards/meters, or 6 laps there-and-back in a 25 meter pool.
Then I decided, oh what the hell, lets continue doing laps until the pool closes and just see what is possible.
So on Friday evening Feb 26, 2016, I managed to go about 65 laps (there and back) in about 2 hours 15 minutes in a 25 meter pool. So that's 25m * 2 * 65 = 3250 meters, 10662 feet, 2.019 miles. Wow.
So while I wasn't trying to time anything, that works out to a basic PADI qualifying mask/fin/snorkel swim of 300m in about..
3250 meters / 135 minutes = 24 meters per minute
300 meters / 24 m/min = 12 minutes
And actually it was probably further. The lap swimming was so boring that I kept wandering off to thinking about something else, and..... where was I? Dammit! Go back to the last lap number I remember clearly. So it could have been more like 70-75 50-meter laps.
I'm not sure what to do about the lap counting to make tracking the laps easier. I'd need some sort of number tracking gizmo I can carry in the water with me. Hmm, where would I find that.
Amazon.com: swim lap counter waterproof
So what do you know, a slightly obese, 42 year old, sedentary, non-ripped, pot-belled, nonathlete, computer nerd, chair sitter can absolutely trounce the basic PADI requirement no problem at all. Yes, it surprised me too.
Though it was certainly not fun. Repeated incredibly painful leg cramping, including one so bad my left leg basically went immobile for a minute or two and I could not even move it. But I figured out that if I alternate between finning and arming, rather than dumbly trying to use both muscle groups simultaneously all the time, my leg cramps have time to rest and go away, while I use my arms. Then go back to legs after a while. So I kept going... but very... slowly...
Also as usual, after about 90 minutes in the water my skin is softening up from being in the water, and getting more tender. I used my 2mm ankle-high fin booties to reduce fin chafing, but alas it seems the booties have a very tough thread used to sew them together and that tough thread is annoying on my toe skin too, just like the hard silicone split-fin toe pocket. I apparently need to try some more fin bootie manufacturers, and find one that doesn't have sewing across the top of the toes. Gonna have to start a collection to try to find the best one, apparently.
Wow, I ached after that, Friday night. But, pop 400 mg of Ibuprofin after a full meal around midnight, and the deep muscle/tendon/joint ache goes away for about 5 hours.
I suppose I will go to the pool again soon, and see how far I can go in 3-4 hours of lap swimming.
Also, I figured some things out about the basic certification swim which go unstated, and can be used to my advantage, and may be helpful for other old flabby donut eaters that are concerned about qualifying.
I will probably write up a guide with these tips eventually, after some more hours of slow sedentary lap swim research in the pool.
Eardrum pain from water slap?
On Friday I went to go see my general practitioner doctor, to have him look over the PADI medical form. He knows all the stuff I discussed in the other thread, and his attitude was, "Eh, I see no problem. Yes, you had ear issues and a tube in one ear as a child, but it's been decades since then, so don't worry about it. When you go diving you don't need to stand for hours for any reason, so, eh." Doc signed off on it, no problem.
I felt good about that so I went to the local YMCA in town to swim some more. I have never really tried doing the certification swim all the way so I decided what hell, let's just see what happens.
Turns out actually I can complete the PADI certification for mask, fins, and snorkel, which is 300 yards/meters, or 6 laps there-and-back in a 25 meter pool.
Then I decided, oh what the hell, lets continue doing laps until the pool closes and just see what is possible.
So on Friday evening Feb 26, 2016, I managed to go about 65 laps (there and back) in about 2 hours 15 minutes in a 25 meter pool. So that's 25m * 2 * 65 = 3250 meters, 10662 feet, 2.019 miles. Wow.
So while I wasn't trying to time anything, that works out to a basic PADI qualifying mask/fin/snorkel swim of 300m in about..
3250 meters / 135 minutes = 24 meters per minute
300 meters / 24 m/min = 12 minutes
And actually it was probably further. The lap swimming was so boring that I kept wandering off to thinking about something else, and..... where was I? Dammit! Go back to the last lap number I remember clearly. So it could have been more like 70-75 50-meter laps.
I'm not sure what to do about the lap counting to make tracking the laps easier. I'd need some sort of number tracking gizmo I can carry in the water with me. Hmm, where would I find that.
Amazon.com: swim lap counter waterproof
So what do you know, a slightly obese, 42 year old, sedentary, non-ripped, pot-belled, nonathlete, computer nerd, chair sitter can absolutely trounce the basic PADI requirement no problem at all. Yes, it surprised me too.
Though it was certainly not fun. Repeated incredibly painful leg cramping, including one so bad my left leg basically went immobile for a minute or two and I could not even move it. But I figured out that if I alternate between finning and arming, rather than dumbly trying to use both muscle groups simultaneously all the time, my leg cramps have time to rest and go away, while I use my arms. Then go back to legs after a while. So I kept going... but very... slowly...
Also as usual, after about 90 minutes in the water my skin is softening up from being in the water, and getting more tender. I used my 2mm ankle-high fin booties to reduce fin chafing, but alas it seems the booties have a very tough thread used to sew them together and that tough thread is annoying on my toe skin too, just like the hard silicone split-fin toe pocket. I apparently need to try some more fin bootie manufacturers, and find one that doesn't have sewing across the top of the toes. Gonna have to start a collection to try to find the best one, apparently.
Wow, I ached after that, Friday night. But, pop 400 mg of Ibuprofin after a full meal around midnight, and the deep muscle/tendon/joint ache goes away for about 5 hours.
I suppose I will go to the pool again soon, and see how far I can go in 3-4 hours of lap swimming.
Also, I figured some things out about the basic certification swim which go unstated, and can be used to my advantage, and may be helpful for other old flabby donut eaters that are concerned about qualifying.
I will probably write up a guide with these tips eventually, after some more hours of slow sedentary lap swim research in the pool.
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