MSP Rescue Diver
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An elderly old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her - one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every now and then a $20 bill comes flying out and lands in the street.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag!"
"Dang!", says the little old lady - "I'd better go back and see if I can still find any of them. Thanks for the warning, officer."
"Well now, not so fast", says the cop . "that's quite a bit of money you've got there; just where did it all come from?"
"Well, you see", says the old lady, "I live right behind the football stadium. Every time there's a game, a lot of the fans ruin my landscaping, trample my flower beds and pee on my bushes. So I go and stand behind the bushes with my big hedge clipper and when someone sticks his thing through the bushes, I shout "$20, or off it comes!"
"Hey, that's not a bad idea!", laughs the cop ... "OK, you take it easy now. By the way, what's in your other bag?"
"Well," said the old lady, "Not all of them pay" ...
Marc
Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag!"
"Dang!", says the little old lady - "I'd better go back and see if I can still find any of them. Thanks for the warning, officer."
"Well now, not so fast", says the cop . "that's quite a bit of money you've got there; just where did it all come from?"
"Well, you see", says the old lady, "I live right behind the football stadium. Every time there's a game, a lot of the fans ruin my landscaping, trample my flower beds and pee on my bushes. So I go and stand behind the bushes with my big hedge clipper and when someone sticks his thing through the bushes, I shout "$20, or off it comes!"
"Hey, that's not a bad idea!", laughs the cop ... "OK, you take it easy now. By the way, what's in your other bag?"
"Well," said the old lady, "Not all of them pay" ...
Marc
