Turtle Gal
Contributor
One day a guy decides he will go to the beach to work on his tan.He puts on his Speedo and off to the beach he goes. When he gets there he lays on his stomach and falls asleep.Hours later he wakes up and goes home,He looks in the mirror and says to him self "not bad but now I need to do the front."
The next morning he puts on the Speedo and goes to the beach, Hours later at home he looks in the mirror says again "Not bad! But Now I want to get rid of the tan line"
On the 3rd morning he is at the beach Thinking to himself "I don't want anyone to see me Do this" So he Takes off his Speedo and covers himself in the sand. The only thing showing is his Bum.Hours later at home he says "Not Bad Now for the front"
On the 4 morning At the beach he cover himself in sand Leaving his "Willy" to get tanned. NOW 2 elderly women walk down the Beach. Gertrude stops and says to Esther" Will you look at that!" "When I was 20 I didn't know what to do with it." AT 40 I couldn't get enough of it !" And now that Im 80... ITS growing Wild on the Beach." Turtle Gal
The next morning he puts on the Speedo and goes to the beach, Hours later at home he looks in the mirror says again "Not bad! But Now I want to get rid of the tan line"
On the 3rd morning he is at the beach Thinking to himself "I don't want anyone to see me Do this" So he Takes off his Speedo and covers himself in the sand. The only thing showing is his Bum.Hours later at home he says "Not Bad Now for the front"
On the 4 morning At the beach he cover himself in sand Leaving his "Willy" to get tanned. NOW 2 elderly women walk down the Beach. Gertrude stops and says to Esther" Will you look at that!" "When I was 20 I didn't know what to do with it." AT 40 I couldn't get enough of it !" And now that Im 80... ITS growing Wild on the Beach." Turtle Gal
