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CathyI8205

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A developer, a tester and a manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof!! -- out pops a Genie, and says, "Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you."

The developer thinks a moment, then he says, "I'd like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the developer disappears.

The tester thinks a moment, then she says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-male crew."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the developer disappears.

The manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
 
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