Need some creative help

[CDNScubaMoose]

So here's the deal...I've been presented with a great opportunity to create some mischieve (sp?) but in order to maximize the effect I thought I'd ask for some help.

The situation:

Our LDS organized an end of season dive trip on the last weekend of September (not last dive - just last full weekend getaway) and the LDS owner was there (he was the organizer of the trip). This individual is known for his twisted sense of humour and many divers have fell victim to his misdeeds (from OW students all the way up to DM's and instructors). I won't list what he has been accused of (not enough room here) but needless to say that if it has been thought of then he has at least tried it. Back to the dive trip ... after the last dive of the trip we unloaded the boat and were putting gear into everyone's vehicles and just as we were about done he figured that since it was done he would go back to the campsite and start packing up ... after all he had all of his gear. Or so he thought - turns out he forgot his extra large save a dive kit. Not just your standard kit with a couple of straps and o-rings. But rather about 5 lbs of spare gear including a lift bag, reel, wrenches, and many other useful items. I quickly noticed the last piece of gear sitting off the boat and unclaimed so I loaded into my car and now I am trying to figure out how to get the most mileage out of this new found "treasure". I would really appreciate any suggestions that you have. I'm sure that I'm not the only one with a sadistic sense of humour about this?

 

[ohmdiver]

Man, I want to help,

How about empting the contents, and reload with some embarrassing content, magazines, videos, toys, inflatables (lift bag), and such.

Perhaps present it back to him and ask for a tool, before he has the chance to inventory it.

Not knowing this person, I guess you will have to gauge it though.

 

[plot]

Think he'd recognize any of the parts from it? I'd leave those around where he'd find them.

 

[wstein]

I like the ideal of replacing the lift bags with other "adult" inflatable lift bags.

 

[CDNScubaMoose]

How about empting the contents, and reload with some embarrassing content, magazines, videos, toys, inflatables (lift bag), and such.

Perhaps present it back to him and ask for a tool, before he has the chance to inventory it.

Not knowing this person, I guess you will have to gauge it though.

No worries about going to far - he has done that many times himself. I'm definitely liking that idea and actually it might work with what I was starting to plan. I was thinking that if he still hasn't noticed it missing by the store Christmas party then present it back to him all wrapped up. With the new contents in it, that should be hillarious. I was also thinking of attaching a card to the present and having everyone (or as many as I can find) victims of his sense of humour sign the card. I was also thinking of having a small donation as part of the card signing and then put that money together as a donation to project AWARE.

So other then the modified lift bags what else do you folks think should be added? I was thinking maybe Preperation H or personal lubricant in place of mask defog? Any other thoughts?

 

[Ed Palma]

So other then the modified lift bags what else do you folks think should be added? I was thinking maybe Preperation H or personal lubricant in place of mask defog? Any other thoughts?

I dunno about you guys, but I think personal lubricant and other "personal" items could be quite useful! Ever wonder what would happen if he actually appreciated the swap? :11:

 

[wstein]

well they would have to be very embarrassing personal items

 

[aquaknott]

Well of course you could replace first aide supplies with feminine hygiene products...

You could also put a small pipe with a small gerbel (stuffed of course) in the box. This might replace his snorkel....

 

[ohmdiver]

Battery operated "equipment" is always good. Questionable items, such panties, (his size), or if he is married I am sure his wife would like to help!

 

[Midnight Star]

Since it has tools in it ... how about putting some pictures of local naval boats along with a list of names (some crossed out) in the bag, and approaching customs and telling them you found this just a few yard off the docks. Also include a copy (if you can get) of his c-card and a list of overseas telephone numbers (just pick some out using google so if they get called, they'll have a "spooky" "who me?" response.).

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Mike.