METHOX - New technology or just wasted gas...

[Curt Bowen]

Methox - New technology or just wasted gas • ADVANCED DIVER MAGAZINE


METHOX - New technology or just wasted gas...
Text by ADM Staff

“I’ll tell you what,” Beauregard said, “The air comin outta that thing smelled like a Tijuanna outhouse, but we used it anyway. And I’ll tell you what, that day I made it to 350 feet.”

 

[TSandM]

Was that first published on April 1, Curt?

 

[vladimir]

Good stuff. The picture of the kid with goggles and, uh, mud on his face is perfect, as is this line:

We found Bubba to be a quiet and unassuming man, as most geniuses are, and what he lacked in teeth and personal hygiene, he seems to have made up for with down-home friendliness.

 

[Curt Bowen]

I was an excerpt from ADM issue 5 from 2002

 

[Mike Boswell]

This is truly appalling. Clearly, the PNDN certification agency is a health hazard. Divers trained in the warm, clear waters of Florida's fecal lagoons cannot possibly cope with the rigors of the Bay of Fundy.

 

[tracydr]

I wonder if the kid dives with his goggels or just swims the upper layer of the lagoon?

 

[Curt Bowen]

This is truly appalling. Clearly, the PNDN certification agency is a health hazard. Divers trained in the warm, clear waters of Florida's fecal lagoons cannot possibly cope with the rigors of the Bay of Fundy.

Pay Now Dive Now (PNDN) Training agency offers a new certification card not only for every type of diving such as open water, advanced, rescue, night, deep, wreck, etc, but also for every dive site. Just because you can dive in the Florida Fecal Lagoon, does not mean you can dive in the Philadelphia Poop Pond.

Not all is lost, there are no training dives, all courses can be completed online along with a paypal account for an instant location cert card, printable from your home PC.

A simple 3 question test, and you are certified to dive any world location.

For those on the road, PNDN also has an instant .99 cent Iphone App that can charge your member credit card instantly.

No need to ever miss a dive again, just pay up.....

 

[wrybosome]

Pay Now Dive Now (PNDN) Training agency offers a new certification card not only for every type of diving such as open water, advanced, rescue, night, deep, wreck, etc, but also for every dive site. Just because you can dive in the Florida Fecal Lagoon, does not mean you can dive in the Philadelphia Poop Pond.

You got that right, you Florida wussies have no idea about da conditions up here.

And finally...a gas mix we can all blend ourselves.

 

[vladimir]

A simple 3 question test, and you are certified to dive any world location.

1) Name:
2) Credit Card Number:
3) Expiration Date:

 

[Mike Boswell]

This just in:

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