George and Dick are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Dick what he wants ,and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to George she asks, "And what do you want?"
George answers, "How about a quickie?".
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. This is a respectable place." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Dick leans over to George, and says, "I believe that's pronounced quiche."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to George she asks, "And what do you want?"
George answers, "How about a quickie?".
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. This is a respectable place." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Dick leans over to George, and says, "I believe that's pronounced quiche."
