Little Girls are so innocent

[sharpenu]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders
mating. "Daddy, what are those two doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's
a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stomped them flat. "That might be OK in California, but we're
not having any of that sh!t here in Texas."

 

[boomx5]

Nice.

 

[ShakaZulu]

Awesome, I like that...............

 

[Turtle Gal]

LOL I like that one Turtle gal

 

[wstein]

had to forward that one off to my joke email list. good one.

paul

 

[tx.lakerats]

Lmao!!!

 

[NINman]

lol