Ok, so I started this in another thread, but I figured it needs to be more popular.
What you do: Bid on dating me LDR for 1 month! Donation must be made to SUDS prior to start of relationship.
What you get: Warm fuzzy feeling for donation to SUDS! and 1 month of LDR from me, wormil. I'll chat with you, and text you, and call you, and we can discuss stuff
Terms and conditions: You have to be BORN a female, still be a female, and over 21 and less than 44 (sorry, but the rule of (age/2 + 7) applies here) and SINGLE / OPEN RELATIONSHIP ( I don't need some man calling me ranting about stealing his wife ). You have to give your winning bid amount to SUDS (any food tacked on to the bid should be donated to a soup kitchen or homeless person).
And yes I'm serious about this SUDS is a good cause.
What you do: Bid on dating me LDR for 1 month! Donation must be made to SUDS prior to start of relationship.
What you get: Warm fuzzy feeling for donation to SUDS! and 1 month of LDR from me, wormil. I'll chat with you, and text you, and call you, and we can discuss stuff
Terms and conditions: You have to be BORN a female, still be a female, and over 21 and less than 44 (sorry, but the rule of (age/2 + 7) applies here) and SINGLE / OPEN RELATIONSHIP ( I don't need some man calling me ranting about stealing his wife ). You have to give your winning bid amount to SUDS (any food tacked on to the bid should be donated to a soup kitchen or homeless person).
And yes I'm serious about this
SUDS is a good cause.
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