Last night, my 15 year old told my wife

[DeputyDan]

men are like public restrooms -

They are either taken or they are full of s - - - !

Thought the wife would fall out. I thought it was funny!

 

[DivePartner1]

When I was dating a few years back someone told me that good men or women (of my age) were like shopping mall parking places before Christmas: the good ones were taken that the rest were handicapped.

 

[Scuba-Jay]

Thought the wife would fall out.

Ahh an Army man!!