Kiwis & Aussies

[aussie_shark_bait]

Two Aussies boarded a flight out of London after the Rugby World Cup.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Kiwi got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Aussies .

After take-off, the Kiwi kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Aussie in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."

"No problem," said the Kiwi , "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Aussies picked up the Kiwi 's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Aussie said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Kiwi obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Aussie picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Kiwi returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Kiwi slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"

ASB

 

[Packhorse]

hahahahahahaha. Can I get any of you Aussies a beer?

 

[Tassie_Rohan]

Thanks Packhorse -

Make it Kiwi Steinlager: i don't think I'd be able to taste the difference. Indeed it might improve it a little...

 

[Divmstr223]

Good one!!

 

[Packhorse]

Thanks Packhorse -

Make it Kiwi Steinlager: i don't think I'd be able to taste the difference. Indeed it might improve it a little...

Yeah well, I would have to agree with you on that one.