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Migu31

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A few weeks ago I finished my dive with quite a bit of air leftover in my [rental] tank. Since my hire gear wasn't due to be returned until the next day I had some extra time to 'play' with it so I decided to practice in my pool. When I refer to my pool, I mean the communal pool that is available to all residents in the apartment complex I live in.

So here I lug the equipment to the deep end of the pool and spend 10 minutes kitting up while the other pool users watch in eager anticipation waiting to see what happens.

I decide to practice the entry techniques. First, giant stride, not happy, out of the pool and try again, okay that was perfect, one more time just to be sure. Next I try the back roll a few times ... whew, getting in and out of the pool is turning out to be quite a work out in itself.

So I decided to spend a few minutes chilling out and practicing buoyancy control, fin pivots and the elusive hover. It's certainly a lot harder to hover in a 2m pool than in 3m of ocean.

At this point the other pool users have lost interest and completely forgotten about me. I know this because, there was this couple who, ehem, started being liberal with each other's hands under water. I'm sure at the surface it would seem to everyone that they're just a nice couple having a quite conversation and a few laughs as they waded in the shallow end of the pool. But to the SCUBA diver below, with 25m visibility ... well :05:

When I realised what was happening, I had a quiet chuckle and then went back to mind my own business and practiced a variety of skills, particularly removing the mask and replacing and then clearing, except each time I cleared it, the visibilty returned and I can see again and ... oh don't look there man, they're still at it!

Needless to say, I found it rather hard to concentrate, I eventually had to do the rest of my skills practice facing the nearest wall.
Any of you have interesting pool stories?

I meant the SCUBA variety, not the hot tub variety :14:
 
I'll try to make this as concise as possible . . .

Was working with an OW class in the confined water portion of the class.

There was a young blond headed lady in the class. What this young woman could do to a wet suit was beyond the imagination of even the most peverse of recent post-pubescent males!!!

Anyway . . . to make a long short, as the instructor was outlining the skills that were about to be practiced and demonstrated in the deep part of the pool . . .

. . . this young blonde headed lady proceeds to take her regulator, push the purge valve, move it about the surface of the pool and exclaim to the class, "Look, I'm a motorboat!!!".

. . . moving on along . . .

the K
 
OK, she took her primary regulator, held it at the surface of the pool, pushed the purge button on the regulator, letting air free flow and make lots of noise and bubbles and said, "Look, I'm a motorboat!"

Oh, by the way, what is the color of your hair????:D

the K
 
The Kraken:
OK, she took her primary regulator, held it at the surface of the pool, pushed the purge button on the regulator, letting air free flow and make lots of noise and bubbles and said, "Look, I'm a motorboat!"

Oh, by the way, what is the color of your hair????:D

the K

that is what I thought as well.....but I was still stuck on the this young woman could do to a wet suit was beyond the imagination of even the most peverse of recent post-pubescent males part

in short, she was D.A.D.?
 
D.A.D. ???

Please forgive my ignorance, I'm middle aged, overweight, and baldheaded with a 17 year old daughter, therefore I know nothing?

the K
 
The Kraken:
D.A.D. ???

Please forgive my ingorance, I'm middle aged, overweight, and baldheaded with a 17 year old daughter, therefore I know nothing?

the K
Dumb as dirt.....maybe???
 
During my first pool dive, after I jumped in realised I didn't tighten my weightbelt as much as I should of. While the instructor was going over what we have to do/answering some questions the weight belt slipped out of my hand. I called over the instructor for a bit of help, and the dm checked out the situation.

So there I was face down trying to grab the loose end of my weightbelt, with an instructor and dm right next to me, and most likely the other ppl in the class thinking '*** is going on'. Once everything was fine, I found that I had drawn a crowd of ~10 concerned and worried looking faces thinking the majority being aged 40+ and vocally mentioning that i'm too young to dive.
 

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