Intelligence

[kavka]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
- "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
- "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort
unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone vA-z more intelligence!"
- "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.
He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

 

[joele]

so a mitsubishi L-300 must be really big in italy, huh? hehe...

 

[DA Aquamaster]

Not nearly as popular as the Porsche 944.

 

[adder70]

The old Audi 5000? Where would you park that anyway?

 

[Babelfish]

Well, at least he wasn't driving a Fiat Panda. You know, because only pandas are allowed to drive those...

So, a panda goes into a Chinese restaurant and sits down at a table. He orders a big meal and he eats it all up. When the waiter brings him the check, the panda pulls out a huge .44 Magnum and starts shooting the restaruant to bits!

*blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam*

After emptying 1 round into the fish tank and 5 rounds into the buffet, the panda puts away his gun and heads for the door.

The waiter, who had been hiding behind a table, stands up and says, "Oh my God! What do you think you're doing?"

The panda looks at the waiter and says, "I'm a panda you moron. Look it up in the dictionary." Then the panda walks out the door.

Once the panda exits, the waiter goes in back to find a dictionary. It says: Panda - Bear, from China. Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[Belushi]

thats not the version I heard, but it is a bit cleaner

 

[Babelfish]

Belushi once bubbled...
thats not the version I heard, but it is a bit cleaner

Huh??

You mean there is a dirty version of that joke? No way. I mean, it's a panda joke.

Gee, maybe you could e-mail me your version... I'm really curious now.