Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while
Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern
Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not
make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets
about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a bloodcurdling
scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told
you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did.
When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound.
When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a
peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg
and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'
I couldn't keep quiet any more."
Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern
Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not
make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets
about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a bloodcurdling
scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told
you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did.
When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound.
When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a
peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg
and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'
I couldn't keep quiet any more."
