An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said sarcastically, " What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said sarcastically, " What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
