How Many Texas Divers

[diveprn]

Howdy Texans etal,
I noticed that there are sooo many divers from Texas and I was thinkin that maybe I will just have to move there to find someone to dive with. How many Texas divers are there anyway?? Anyone care to venture a guess??
Dandy Don, you don't count .

 

[DandyDon]

Dandy Don, you don't count.

Certainly wouldn't want to. :11: Had enough of that. See the Texas forum: http://www.scubaboard.com/forumdisplay.php?f=34

 

[scubajoe]

Not near enough!

Joe

 

[Tatakai]

I have about another year here in Tennessee and I should be moving back there. I have been away from home way to dang long and want to go home. Long story short I got married and trapped in her State. LOL!!!!!


Tatakai

 

[www.scubamazing.com]

We need more divers everywhere!

 

[Lukiedukie]

Check out the Swamp diver section. Lots of nice people

 

[Divingguy]

I do not know a total number, but lots of nice divers here in and from Texas.

 

[diveprn]

Don, I meant you don't count cause I already knew you were a Texan.
My sis is trying to get me to move to Texas.

 

[AaronR103]

I maybe a bit far away from home at the moment, but if you're born a Texan you're always a Texan.

A

 

[spacemanspiff1974]

Howdy y'all.

Just remember that if you are going to dive in Texas, there are a few equipment changes that must be made to your gear:

1. You need to weld a real cowboy belt buckle to the front of your stainless steel harness buckle.

2. Instead of a knife, you should have a bang stick which shoots a .45 bullet... come to think of it, use a knife also, but make sure it is as big as possible.

3. Your mouthpiece must not interfere with the placement of your copenhagen.

4. Your scooter must be equipped with a saddle.

5. Most importantly, you must replace your neoprene dive booties with custom made alligator booties. Don't worry about water damage because gators don't ruin their skin while swimming either.
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Actually, I was thinking of doing #1 for a joke.