Homemade Bumper sticker sayings

[kidspot]

Okay - If you could design your own bumper sticker what would it say?

here's a few I'll start off with:

Save the whales... collect a whole set
War is not the answer, pieces...
Elvis has left the building... unfortunately he was on the 14th floor
Have you ever wondered what...

 

[HowardE]

Quit honking... can't you see i'm on the phone?

 

[SeanQ]

Free Tibet - with the purchase of a second Tibet of equal or greater value.

 

[KidK9]

Save the drama fo' yo' mama

 

[kidspot]

Seanq - I about choked on my dinner when I read that one - LOL

 

[onfloat]

ex-wife for sale.....take over payments

 

[charlie78]

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one

 

[Robert Phillips]

Give peas a chance

 

[O2BBubbleFree]

Promote Whirled Peas.

I can't go to work today, the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Support the Stupid Cause of the Week!

 

[The Kraken]

"Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."