Has this ever happened to you?

[BoundForElsewhere]

Ok, the article is about something amazing that washed up on shore in California (nothing interesting ever washes up on shore in Coney unless it still has keys in its pocket) but I just couldn't resist this quote, "Males latch onto the female with their teeth and become 'sexual parasites,' eventually coalescing with the female until nothing is left of their form but their testes for reproduction"

Rare and very ugly find: Monstrous-looking Pacific footballfish washes up on OC beach

 

[wetb4igetinthewater]

I'd be ecstatic if I ever came across orcas underwater. Something like that, I'd probably have to clean out the inside of my dry suit and burn my undergarment post dive.