happy birthday!

[ScubaFreak]

Now thats friendship


Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police? "
"Yes it is, What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour,
Tony.
He's hiding Coca!ne
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the police officers descended on
Tony's house in great
numbers. They searched the house and then went
to
the shed where the
firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open
every piece of wood
but
found no Coca!ne. They swore at Tony and left.

The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, mate."

 

[Cards90]

Now thats friendship


Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police? "
"Yes it is, What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour,
Tony.
He's hiding Coca!ne
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the police officers descended on
Tony's house in great
numbers. They searched the house and then went
to
the shed where the
firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open
every piece of wood
but
found no Coca!ne. They swore at Tony and left.

The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, mate."

That was a goodun !

 

[Fly N Dive]

i know one just like that but its a guy writing his really old dad from jail and the FBI digs up the entire field so the dad can plant the crops.

 

[murphdivers286]

Now that was good.

 

[skywalk234]

Thats a neat gift