caymaniac
Contributor
Have you heard the one about the guy who takes his father out to dinner. While they are waiting for their meal, a punker comes in and sits directly in view of the father. The punker has a mohawk hair cut with multi-colored hair nearly 12 inches long. The father starts staring at the punker the whole time, which is worrying the son as he knows his dad is liable to say just about anything. The punker finally stares back at the father and says " whats wrong with you old man, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?", the father responds," yes I did, I remember once that I got drunk and had sex with a peacock, I was wondering if you were my son?" :11: 
