Thanks to Mark for this one:
So 3 divers PADI, NAUI and a DIR diver are going diving in a new undiscovered cave in some remote location. They arrive, plan, and dive this new beautiful cave. It is a great dive.
When they surface, they find themselves surrounded by a tribe of locals. The locals capture them, and sentence them to death for diving in their sacred cave.
The PADI diver is placed under a guillotine. The blade drops - and jams halfway down. The locals consider it divine intervention and let him go.
The NAUI diver is placed under the guillotine. The blade drops - and jams halfway down. The locals consider it divine intervention and let him go.
The DIR diver looks at the guillotine, and tells the tribe "Now let me tell you 8 things you are doing wrong here..."
So 3 divers PADI, NAUI and a DIR diver are going diving in a new undiscovered cave in some remote location. They arrive, plan, and dive this new beautiful cave. It is a great dive.
When they surface, they find themselves surrounded by a tribe of locals. The locals capture them, and sentence them to death for diving in their sacred cave.
The PADI diver is placed under a guillotine. The blade drops - and jams halfway down. The locals consider it divine intervention and let him go.
The NAUI diver is placed under the guillotine. The blade drops - and jams halfway down. The locals consider it divine intervention and let him go.
The DIR diver looks at the guillotine, and tells the tribe "Now let me tell you 8 things you are doing wrong here..."
