God and Adam

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dvrgaryc

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God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said,
"What's a valley?" and God explained it to him. Then
God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a
river?" and God explained it to him. And then God said,
"Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?" and
God explained it to him. Then God told Adam, "On the
other side of the hill, you will find a cave." And Adam
said, "What's a cave?" And God explained that to him.
"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said,
"What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, and
said, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam said, "How
do I do that?" So God explained it to him. So off went
Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over
the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman, and
in about five minutes he was back. God said angrily,
"What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
 
rofl:D
 
Good one!
 
Hehe
 
dvrgaryc:
"What's a headache?"


Hmmmm, sounds like my ex

Paul
 

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