Four Married Men go Fishing

[mars2u]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."



They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend. What's the deal?"


Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater ."

 

[Bloop]

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman
could go to choose from among many men, to be her
husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the
door to any floor, you must choose a man from that
floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men
have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and
say: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm",
say the girls, "But, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT,
there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to
prove that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping and have a nice day"

 

[Bloop]

Urmmm.

Or should I post a new thread.

Since we are on the topic on men and women. Just thought I post that joke.

 

[gbrandon]

that was funny. How true. A shopping center for women....