Fortune Cookie Says ...

[ItsBruce]

We went out for dinner tonight. We had Chinese. I got the most peculiar fortune cookie. It said: "You make other people like you."

Now why would I want to make other people like me? Isn't one of me enough?

 

[Diver Dennis]

How many kids do you have?

 

[ItsBruce]

One.


Oh, I see what you mean.


I suppose I did.


Humph

 

[ItsBruce]

OMG ... "People," that's a plural ... You're not saying ...

 

[Cacia]

ha...he got you.

I was thinking more along the lines of those free sailing outings. (We like you)

 

[ItsBruce]

I don't feel so good now.

 

[Diver Dennis]

Sorry Bruce. I think there should be lots more people like you...

Better grab a bottle of wine and some flowers on the way home....

 

[ItsBruce]

Wine, nothing. 151.

 

[Diver Dennis]

Wine, nothing. 151.

:lol: :lol:

Now that is really funny...:frlol:

 

[ItsBruce]

Should I report this under Accidents and Incidents?