John ("Popeye") Renshaw
Registered
Let's face it: masks, snorkels, and wetsuits are too expensive. Too heavy and cumbersome. And too "trendy." Too "Hollywood movie-studio-ish." When you don't care about flaunting style and equipment, try my cheaper, lighter, more engaging alternatives (photos attached below).
First two photos: mask and snorkel alternatives: With spectacles fit loosely over your eyes, and your head and chin kept warm by the 'coon fur, keep in shape and in public practice by strutting up and down your local stretch of beach, pinching and unpinching your nose section of spectacle in rapid jazz-style rhythm; when curious passers-by ask "What the heck are you doing?" .....just tell 'em you are practicing your "clearing and equalizing." (And watch your uninvited critics dash for sand or seat or canopy cover.)
Photos 3 and 4 below: Your selecting the very best HIP-BEST underwear is far more important than choice of wetsuit, and the best brand beats wearing just cheap raggedy skivvies ----you must insist on the best underwear that your pecadillos pesos can afford ---- Never find yourself in a barrel! It's not that you can't do it. It's not that you can't dive swift and fast. It's those damned cheap underwear!
First two photos: mask and snorkel alternatives: With spectacles fit loosely over your eyes, and your head and chin kept warm by the 'coon fur, keep in shape and in public practice by strutting up and down your local stretch of beach, pinching and unpinching your nose section of spectacle in rapid jazz-style rhythm; when curious passers-by ask "What the heck are you doing?" .....just tell 'em you are practicing your "clearing and equalizing." (And watch your uninvited critics dash for sand or seat or canopy cover.)
Photos 3 and 4 below: Your selecting the very best HIP-BEST underwear is far more important than choice of wetsuit, and the best brand beats wearing just cheap raggedy skivvies ----you must insist on the best underwear that your pecadillos pesos can afford ---- Never find yourself in a barrel! It's not that you can't do it. It's not that you can't dive swift and fast. It's those damned cheap underwear!
