English Translations

[MSP Rescue Diver]

Everyone hould print these out and carry them at all times.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want.

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now!

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I want to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I want to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I want to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I want to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


Marc

 

[O2Addict]

So true

 

[diver_paula]

Realize this is a joke forum, but wanted to remind everyone.

No, always means NO!

 

[O2Addict]

Realize this is a joke forum, but wanted to remind everyone.

No, always means NO!

We can't really win then!!

If Yes means No, and No means No,

LOL

 

[pipedope]

NO always means NO.

no 'might' mean maybe

How does that old saying go?

If a lady says no, she means maybe.
If she says maybe she means yes.
If she says yes, she is no lady.

If a diplomat says yes, he means maybe.
If he says maybe, he means no.
If he says no, he is no diplomat.

 

[emtdan]

Why dont you go Diving? = Get out of the house for 2.5 hours.

 

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