John may have made history yesterday by becoming the oldest entry level certification that SSI has issued. I called them today and they say that they have no way to verify but by golly we are making the claim.
John will celebrate 81 years of a long and prosperous life on December 7th.
He has violated every rule for longevity.
He is married to a young woman.
He smokes.
He flies hang gliders.
He rides dirt bikes.
And now he dives.
He attributes his good health to having given up liquor a few years ago. He brags that he has lived this long and has not violated all of the Ten Commandments. So far as he knows he has never created a graven image.
John performed all requirements for being called DIVER. And in doing so has qualified himself to look down upon those who are not.
Hoo Ah! John!!
John will celebrate 81 years of a long and prosperous life on December 7th.
He has violated every rule for longevity.
He is married to a young woman.
He smokes.
He flies hang gliders.
He rides dirt bikes.
And now he dives.
He attributes his good health to having given up liquor a few years ago. He brags that he has lived this long and has not violated all of the Ten Commandments. So far as he knows he has never created a graven image.
John performed all requirements for being called DIVER. And in doing so has qualified himself to look down upon those who are not.
Hoo Ah! John!!
