Due to the economy

[mselenaous]

DUE TO RECENT ECONOMIC CONDITIONS


AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL,


THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL


HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.


WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.​

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...
And got a call center in Pakistan .

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I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.​

 

[Underwater Ogre]

I have to catch my breath....

 

[llqwyd]

Are they hiring...I can drive a truck!

 

[sandmanz32]