norcaldiver:
That's a good chicken little impression. Ummm, howsabouts this? Dump gas/disconnect the inflator/TUCK AND ROLL! This is the 1st and only task tought in the class. Why is it such a scary thing for people to understand?
Tuck and roll doesn't work real well if your fins have departed, and you aren't going to be dumping the suit if you're upside down - the dump is in the wrong place!
Dumping your BC in that situation will actually make the problem WORSE, as you are subtracting buoyancy from the upper part of your body (which is pointing down) and that's the part that you want to be ON THE TOP.
You can tuck until you're blue in the face, but your buoyancy in that case is still on top of your body. Without your fins to provide thrust rolling in that situation is NOT trivial. All your weight is from your weight belt up and all your buoyancy is above that - in your feet! NOT good.
Try it in a pool if you don't believe me. Take off your fins, get in the water, go upside down, take all the air out of your BC and then add air to the suit until you just start up, having filled your feet. Now try to tuck and roll.
You'll wind up on the surface before you can generate enough rolling moment to get righted. The "way out" is, paradoxially, to add air to your
BC so you have lift in your chest/midsection and can roll around! Of course in a runaway ascent situation you just made it worse, but on the surface, that's how you "get out" of that situation.
You MUST get upright or close to it to arrest such an ascent, either by dumping or in an emergency by venting through a seal, and it just ain't gonna happen if your fins get blown off your feet once things get going.