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Mrs. Cohen came to visit her son, Simon, for dinner, who lives with a female
roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Simon's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Simon and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mother's thoughts, Simon volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Rachel came to Simon saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl."
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Simon replied, " Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver sugar bowl from my house, and
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Simon"
Several days later, Simon received a response email from his Mom which
read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma"
Lesson of the day - Don't Lie to Your Mother ... especially if she's
Jewish!:laughing:
roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Simon's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Simon and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mother's thoughts, Simon volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Rachel came to Simon saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl."
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Simon replied, " Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver sugar bowl from my house, and
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Simon"
Several days later, Simon received a response email from his Mom which
read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma"
Lesson of the day - Don't Lie to Your Mother ... especially if she's
Jewish!:laughing:
