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A doctor calls the plumber:
"Hello, my basement is flooded, I need you to come 'round here and fix it."
Plumber:
"Well, let me have a look... I could probably fit you in, let's say thursday next week."
Doc:
"What? My basement is under water and there's more of it coming out of the wall. You gotta help me NOW!"
Plumber:
"Ok, seems serious, I'll come by first thing tomorrow morning."
Doc (really desperate):
"Give me a break, the waters risen two inches since we started talking, my house will be washed away if you don't do anything."
Pluber:
"The best thing I can offer is to be at your place in an hour or so."
Doc:
"Thank you so much, I'll be waiting for you"
After about an hour the plumber shows up at the doctor's house. The doctor lopens the door to the basement, and really, the water is almost two thirds up the stairs.
Plumber:
"You were right Doc, looks serious." He takes two o-rings out of his pocket and throws them down into the basement, walks out the door and says "if it doesn't get better by tomorrow moring, give me a call."
"Hello, my basement is flooded, I need you to come 'round here and fix it."
Plumber:
"Well, let me have a look... I could probably fit you in, let's say thursday next week."
Doc:
"What? My basement is under water and there's more of it coming out of the wall. You gotta help me NOW!"
Plumber:
"Ok, seems serious, I'll come by first thing tomorrow morning."
Doc (really desperate):
"Give me a break, the waters risen two inches since we started talking, my house will be washed away if you don't do anything."
Pluber:
"The best thing I can offer is to be at your place in an hour or so."
Doc:
"Thank you so much, I'll be waiting for you"
After about an hour the plumber shows up at the doctor's house. The doctor lopens the door to the basement, and really, the water is almost two thirds up the stairs.
Plumber:
"You were right Doc, looks serious." He takes two o-rings out of his pocket and throws them down into the basement, walks out the door and says "if it doesn't get better by tomorrow moring, give me a call."
