Dive boat crew humor

[eggman131]

For my own enjoyment, I'm just hunting for other dive boat crew-humor such as what I experienced last week in the Keys. It's not THAT funny, but it might be fun to hear what others have experienced along the same vein:

As we're headed in, the very cool boat captain makes this announcement: "OK, folks, we hope you enjoyed your trip here aboard the Sea Breeze! If you enjoyed your trip with us today please don't forget to tip out the your divemaster and mate! If you have a complaint about your trip today, write it down on the back of a $20 bill and put it in the tip jar . . ." ut:

 

[diverjed]

It'll take the $20 to get them to listen!

 

[scuberd]

$20 to get them to listen

$50 to get them to care

$100 to get them to think about doing something about it

 

[Fly N Dive]

any chance you were in key west with subtropic dive center?
heard it when i got my cert.

 

[eggman131]

Nope, Sea Breeze . . . but I did go out with Subtropic also.