You know you are living in 2005 and spend too much time on the computer when:
1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2) You have not played solitaire with real cards in years.
3) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4) You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5) Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6) You go home after a long day at work you still answer the telephone in a business manner.
7) You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8) You have sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10) You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11) Your boss does not have the ability to do your job.
12) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13) Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14) Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15) You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16) You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17) You are reading this, nodding and laughing.
18) Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19) You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was not a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends..you know you want to!
1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2) You have not played solitaire with real cards in years.
3) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4) You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5) Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6) You go home after a long day at work you still answer the telephone in a business manner.
7) You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8) You have sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10) You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11) Your boss does not have the ability to do your job.
12) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13) Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14) Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15) You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16) You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17) You are reading this, nodding and laughing.
18) Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19) You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was not a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends..you know you want to!
