Former FLL Now MSP Diver
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A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can use the cafeteria, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they wouldn't.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your performance. However, one of our secretaries has recently disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,"OK, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
One man reluctantly raised his hand, to which the leader of the cannibals continued shouting, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat a secretary!"
Marc
The cannibals promised they wouldn't.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your performance. However, one of our secretaries has recently disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,"OK, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
One man reluctantly raised his hand, to which the leader of the cannibals continued shouting, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat a secretary!"
Marc
