History time!
Back when these decisions were being made, the rolling off the long hose issue wasn't as big of a deal because everyone was diving yoke manifolds (OMG you're gonna die!!!) and there was no "left post" to roll off -- just a right and center post. But the long hose routing up from the right hip to the left shoulder had a lot to do with the second stage, the cleanest route for the second stage was behind your neck around your right side, and the bulky canister made a great place holder for the long hose. Additionally, putting the long hose on the right post gave you the most length of hose in the event of an air share, and as people switched to DIN it became quickly apparent about the roll-off issue.
Stage bottles being on the left side had a lot to do with the canister being on the right, as well as stage bottles being in the slipstream while scootering with your right hand.
People also used to try butt-mounting lights in doubles. Problems there included dropping a set of doubles down on your expensive light, and line entanglements in the d-rings attached to the bottom of your tanks.
One of the dumbest things people used to do was breathe the short hose and stuff the long hose. Because Odin's and Jetstreams were popular regulators at the time, and a lot of people took the approach of having that Odin/Jetstream on their short hose and some cheap regulator on the 7' hose. Their excuse was that a regulator didn't breathe well on a 7' hose (which I think we all agree is BS), but in reality it was because the 7' hose for an Odin/Jetstream was expensive and they were cheap. The cheap regulator for the 7' hose (backup) didn't matter in their mind because they'd never be breathing from it. I swear I saw some crap unbalanced piston's with 7' hoses on them during this time. To resolve this, some people took up the habit of giving their dive buddy a good performing regulator with a 7' hose for a dive -- "this regulator is for me in an emergency, so I want it to be a great breathing reg" and for awhile it was regular SOP for many people to make a 7' hose regulator trade before a dive.
FWIW -- the geniuses that would buy Sherwood brutes for their 7' regs stopped doing that pretty quickly when they realized that was the reg they were going to get in an out of air emergency because their buddy insisted on swapping 7' regs with them before the dive.