aussie_shark_bait
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Toward the end of the golf course,
Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play,
he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF.!!
In a flash and puff of smoke,
a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
Do you know how long it took me
to make those buttercups?
Just for that,
you won't have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for
your toast for the rest of your life.
As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter
for anything the rest of your life!"
THEN, POOF...there she was ... gone.
After Dave got hold of himself,
he hollered for his friend,
Fred, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here,
in the pussy willows."
Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play,
he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF.!!
In a flash and puff of smoke,
a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
Do you know how long it took me
to make those buttercups?
Just for that,
you won't have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for
your toast for the rest of your life.
As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter
for anything the rest of your life!"
THEN, POOF...there she was ... gone.
After Dave got hold of himself,
he hollered for his friend,
Fred, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here,
in the pussy willows."
