Blondes year in review

[CBulla]

A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in
typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours
after the power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.

July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition .....
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm
....car swamped because soft- top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no
"eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

 

[ohmdiver]

Yeah!!! Blonde bashing time...

Blonde goes home to her mother and says "Mom, I 'm pregnant" the mother says....

"Are you sure it is yours?"

 

[Kayla]

Easy now....

 

[mislav]

Oh my! There's even a book on the subject!

 

[scubagrrl06]

Us blondes are going to have to stick together

 

[Hank49]

Us blondes are going to have to stick together

I don't know...I think the blonde thing may be true. I was reeeaally blonde when I was a kid...... and I'm definitley smarter now that I'm not anymore.

 

[daniel f aleman]

It's, "we blondes"; and to correct the whole sentence, "We blondes need to stick together".

 

[Knight1989]

I don't know...I think the blonde thing may be true. I was reeeaally blonde when I was a kid...... and I'm definitley smarter now that I'm not anymore.

Now that your not a kid.....I hope so

 

[RJP]

Us blondes are going to have to stick together

Just what the world needs "the blonde leading the blonde"!

 

[k8brandt]

Artery. . . . . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting
Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria
Barium. . . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarean Section . . . . . . . A district in Rome
Catheter. . . . . . . . . . . . String instruments
Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
Cauterize . . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
Congenital. . . . . . . . . . . Friendly
D & C . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is
Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long
Enema . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
Fester. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker
Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small lie
Genital . . . . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish
G I Series. . . . . . . . . . . Soldier baseball
Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook
High Colonic. . . . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
Impotent. . . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff . . . . . . . . . Doctor's cane
Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate
Node. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
Outpatient. . . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . . . Paternity test
Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
Postoperative . . . . . . . . . Mail carrier
Prostate. . . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
Recovery Room . . . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him!
Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . . . Amorous
Secretion . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding something
Seizure . . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
Tablet. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small table
Terminal Illness. . . . . . . . Getting sick at the airport
Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one
Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
Varicose. . . . . . . . . . . . Near by
Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited