A blonde decides to try horseback riding. Even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she wraps her arms around the horse's mane, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground again and again and again. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when a Wal-Mart employee runs out to shut the horse off.
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she wraps her arms around the horse's mane, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground again and again and again. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when a Wal-Mart employee runs out to shut the horse off.
